As Dave Chappelle has said, if they're Black, then it's a gang. If they're Italian, it's a mob. But if they're Jewish, it's a coincidence and you should never speak about it.

I can’t believe this tweet got sous vide

Patrice O’Neal’s: Elephant In The Room ranks so highly in the stand up world for me. I’m willing to have dangerously uncomfortable conversations as to where it ranks in the pantheon

Now I understand why older people are calmer. After you’ve died enough times inside, you learn to breathe, let go, and simply be.

I won’t lie I’m not doing well with this heat. Genuinely can’t stand it

I’m over this heat. I need it to be winter, as in tomorrow!!!

Ads playing alongside scrum set ups during the Six Nations is so anti-rugby. Games gone

Mine last a good week to be honest. I’m also not a part of the shoe polish/hair dye gang so there’s that. #yallbesafetho

This boy is special ⏸️

You cant build a society with people like this

Why le sa bethe die man?

'I go to a hotel to shower' is up there with "Let them eat cake."

I hate this show so much and I can’t seem to mute enough people who bring it onto my tl 😭

My thoughts on this tweet are likely why therapy hasn’t worked for me. It’s me, I’m the issue.

There isn’t a white woman on earth who loved Princess Diana more than my mother. Shit, not more than your mother either

birthed a million daughters who sing in cursive and gets no credit.

I just don't feel like being here anymore, I need to go