Henceforth, Green Tree shall be known as Douchebag Mortgage. Thanks for the outstanding customer service, cough, veiled threats. Nice.

Dear Nashville, I get the message. You win, I’m leaving. Now please stop trying to kill me! #Iaminhell

DMV. #Iaminhell

As usual when about to sell a house, it looks great and you almost don’t want to leave. Almost… (we are _so_ leaving!)

This one is for you @crankydiva. Hilarious! youtu.be/PKffm2uI4dk

Thanks to whoever selects the magazines for this waiting area. Road Bike Action magazine. So much better than the typical boring stuff.

When does the fun part of moving start?

We’re gonna need a bigger boat.

‘Bye Nashville!

Amazing how far a simple “thank you” goes some days.

New state, same old Comcast. Promises, lies, inevitable delays. Maybe I should be comforted by the consistency but I am not. @comcastcares

Adventures in a new dwelling, part 1: what does this light switch do?

Adventures in a new dwelling, part 2: Um, where oh where is the HOT water? (Warm water would be an acceptable substitute.)

Some people make interesting wardrobe choices for flying. Yes, I’m talking about you woman in full tennis outfit. (Really?)

Your last name isn’t Williams and it isn’t hard to say and end with ”-ov”. So stow the racket, you’re boarding with the rest of us.

I forgot what it’s like to live near a real electronics store. Just needed one part, done. (sings) Awesome!

I like to hum The Look of Love during TSA patdowns. #ConfessYourUnpopularOpinions

Some nerve telling you the cables are wired backward. My shorted power supply and every pinout on the web suggest I’m right. Just sayin…

Learned to wakeboard yesterday. And today I am reminded how it feels to be sore all over. Ouch but way fun. Would do it again in an instant.

Fox Theatre + Adam, + Jamie = Nerdvana!! #MythBusters #BehindTheMyths #DragonCon