You know who’s really gonna suffer during this social distancing? Dudes on dating apps Welcome back to courtship, Brad. Welcome back to talking to a gal for WEEKS prior to meeting. We’re pen pals now, my dude. We bout to get Jane Austen up in here. Now, write me a poem.

Upside to social isolation: the longer I stay in this apartment the more stuff I have decided I can get rid of...

Me, freaked out alone every night in my apartment “No more murder shows, no more murder shows, no more murder shows” Me the next day in the daylight “Oh, just one episode won’t hurt”

I am genuinely concerned about some of the “facts” that are flying around about COVID. Like...how did our education system fail you that badly??

A reminder: It’s illegal to vote twice. But not to impeach twice.

Wow I really love my job

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My entire feed is women posting about RGB. Notice who isn’t.

All this time I thought I needed a husband when really I just needed a dog. Cuddles, unconditional love, excited greetings and no misogynistic patriarchy

Remember when people didn’t vote bc they said there was no difference between Hillary and Trump, and now there are child concentration camps and 230,000 Americans are dead

🙃🙃🙃

Its has become very clear to me why the 1918 pandemic was followed by the roaring 20s & why people were dressing up to go just about anywhere

ROLL. DAMN. JAYS

A lot of people who say they want "free speech" actually just want to be the one in charge of which speech is free.