//this account is so dead. I hate it. Someone rp with me

//I’m back

“Should I be concerned at the lack of... people here?”

“Maybe if SOMEONE didn’t spend the whole budget on useless things we would have more clients, SIR!”

He sighed loudly, shaking his head. “Sir, you can’t handle money. You know that! Why do you insist on driving me INSANE?!”

//yes I’ll get to replies. I just found out my grandpa is in the hospital and may have covid.

//update: grandpa is Covid free and now back home. Expect replies this weekend

//I know people replied to me but twitter won’t show me them

“Okay again. Should I be concerned by how damn quiet it is?”

//TWITTER ATE ALL MY NOTIFICATIONS IM SORRY

“And since when am I Lucifer’s bitch?!”

“Sir, name one thing you spend money on they actually makes us money!”

Nope nope nope! He’s darting away

“Is that supposed to help?”

“NO ONE ASKED YOU!”

“Did you just make a pun at me?”

//LOOK IM SMART AND I FOUND THE REPLIES

Aw fuck! “Go bother Blitzo!”

//oh yeah I still need a Millie

//probably gonna flip this account