i’m so tired of having huge titties begging god to pls release me from this burden

And definitely not a small one lolololol

Tom Holland’s rizz can truly be boiled down to the fact that he seems like a genuinely good, sweet dude who isn’t a creep and doesn’t appear to have a mean bone in his body and also he’s funny and cute and can do a back flip

Deposit for that tattoo paid. Finally happening!!!! (I’m October)

I miss my tarot cards. I should’ve brought them but I’m the wUrst at packing.

I forgot my freaking water bottle. My emotional support water bottle that I literally always have with me. I’ve been drinking out of stupid reusable plastic cup for 2 weeks

I’m going to record wasabi’s reaction to us coming home. His lil brain is going to explode.

I saw the wildest TikTok of a lady hanging on to her mother that fell off the side of the trail. She had one arm! Luckily a Good Samaritan came up on them. The mom said “just let me go” because she didn’t want her daughter to fall too. Cannot even imagine.

I have the best spouse in the world. A perfect human!! (for me!)

Consent to sex is not consent to pregnancy. I know you want it to be that way because you want us to exist solely to make babies and stay home and raise them for you, but that’s not how it works.

I know I keep my life much more private than before l o l, but I really am so fucking lucky to have gar as my partner. Couldn’t, wouldn’t want to do life with anyone else.

Remember how my college “boyfriend” would always brag about he was on varsity basketball and then I showed up to one of his intramural games and got the biggest ick!? MOSES LAKE IS 2A!!!!

That’s varsity???

People cracking eggs on their kids’ foreheads is not even funny. Partners maybe? Kids? No.

I remember reading The Diary of Anne Frank and Hiroshima in school. They made me feel uncomfortable because that’s a normal human response to seeing people suffer. The idea that white children are entitled to be shielded from facts in order to avoid “discomfort” is laughable.