Waiting for football to come back like...

On A-levels, I'd assumed (as did my panel of educators on the radio on Saturday) that private schools had done better with the Ofqual algorithm simply because they had better track records of turning predictions into similar grades. But its so much worse than that...

This year, Harry Redknapp's property company began converting accommodation for homeless people in Bournemouth into high-rent flats. 30 vulnerable tenants were made homeless along with the Hunt family - in their 80s & looking after their disabled son. A selfish, shameless man.

Anyone in any doubt about who the coolest Beatle was, I heard this story about George Harrison from Phil Collins years ago, and was reminded of it on a podcast recently. It’s brilliant. Enjoy.

Regan thinks he’s a Star Trek extra #UniversityChallenge

Was the European Super League an apprentice task?

Don’t be silly about it. Listen to Sleaford Mods. #biggypop Iggy Pop

Don’t forget at 8pm tonight to bang pots and pans for the bloody hard work done by our Education Secretary. #ClapForKeegan

We can now reveal Michelle Mone threatened to sue The New European over this front page. We told her to fuck off.

Comedian Jon Richardson aping Margot Robbie in a bath, explaining Rishi Sunak’s career as hedgie, Big Short-style, is a thing of genius.

This #Eurosport #Olympics2024 surfing commentator deserves a medal, keeping it going while absolutely nothing happening.