𝚂𝚞𝚜𝚊𝚗 𝚂𝚝𝚘𝚛𝚖. 〴 fc; Kristen Bell. isn't invisible, just ignored. serious/crack friendly. MS / SS possible adult themes & trigger warnings. bisexual ( female lean, sorry boys. ) 𝑴𝑨𝑹𝑽𝑬𝑳 / 𝑫𝑪 𝑨𝑼 𝑭𝑹𝑰𝑬𝑵𝑫𝑳𝒀

GASP. 〝 cupcake! i thought you were dead?! 〞

if he could die, he would die for 𝘉𝘜𝘉𝘉𝘓𝘌𝘎𝘜𝘔 𝘉𝘐𝘛𝘊𝘏..

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oh, he fucking missed her so much! 〝 where’ve you been?? 〞

good. he’s about to like — jump into her arms or something. give her a never-ending hug maybe?? a kiss or two possibly?

〝 fortnite. 〞 so, like ... now that she’s back, maybe they can kill a joker or two and then maybe go out to a movie or something??? 〝 ... anyway, i’m really glad you’re back. hasn’t been the same without you. 〞

good. he’s literally about to like ... tacklehug her. then comes the cuddles and kisses. he’ll even lower himself from the ceiling by a web like spider-man. upside down kiss.

〝 nah, not really. i only got back the other day. 〞 yes, this sounds like an excellent idea. he’ll bring anything and everything. chimichangas, doritos, chimichangas, grape soda, chimichangas, cheez whiz ... all the good stuff.

that’s because he 𝒓𝒆𝒂𝒍𝒍𝒚 likes them. 〝 yeah, sorry. i wish they were here too. at least we have each other though, right? 〞

if it wasn’t already obvious, he really 𝒓𝒆𝒂𝒍𝒍𝒚 likes her.

right. just the two of them and bruce. 〝 ah, you’re right. the movies are closed. so ... let’s just stay in, you and me. 〞 scooting a bit closer. yeah, there’s only one thing he likes more than his weapons and his 𝒄𝒉𝒊𝒎𝒊𝒄𝒉𝒂𝒏𝒈𝒂𝒔. and he’s lookin’ at her.

/ hiya. i’ll be on later tonight. 💕

Cartwheels over to 𝘉𝘜𝘉𝘉𝘓𝘌𝘎𝘜𝘔 𝘉𝘐𝘛𝘊𝘏..

hiya, gorgeous. miss me??

〝 so where were we? oh, i remember. 〞 the merc gives her a big kiss.

ohhh, they’re gonna get 𝙛𝙪𝙘𝙠𝙚𝙙 𝙪𝙥. he’s gonna kiss her for a while though. because yeah ... this is amazing. should definitely do this more often. yeah. it’s hard to resist going further, but he does. they will do the do in a little bit.