listen. I hear you. Aquaman is an unserious LEGAL NAME. But I thank god every day America doesn't have these rules because they would NOT be enacted this way and instead it would be used by and large to distance marginalized people from their cultures

dear comic book movie fans. you cannot gain superpowers by growing up on a planet with a yellow sun. that is all.

i’m currently physically incapable of taking any analysis of any generation seriously. unless your shit is peer reviewed, i’m not interested.

this is valid, except for heist stories about someone stealing a bunch of diamonds from a vault. that’s cool as hell

Oh boy do I have bad news for you. A matter of fact, I'm about to ruin your day!

lemonade hive stand up!

To be fair, I think it’s less about how relevant they are today, and more about how their relevance 8-10 years ago has shaped how a lot of young people critique movies today. i.e nitpicking

made a friend on my way home from work

Men discover you’re a feminist and intentionally say misogynistic stuff to aggravate you and indulge them in baseless and draining arguments. Clocking this bullshit early is the best thing you’ll do for yourself.

gentle parenting the men i work with by making them repeat the thing they’re asking me to do until it comes with a ‘please’ and ‘thank you’ attached

y’all killing black people in memphis to ask grok who got a crush on you

how life feels once you start going to the movie theater by yourself

every time i work a new kind of customer facing position i find brand new ways a customer can be incredibly dense (myself included)

This is sick. And everyone who thinks it’s okay should interrogate their souls and hearts.

i know this app is The Bad Place bc when people find out we’re both in any other social media platform they ask for my handle. if any irl finds out we’re both on twt we just agree it’s a hellscape and move on.