Boss: You seem even more unproductive than usual for a Monday Me: Boss: Hello? Me: Boss: HEY! Me: (takes out headset) What are you doing standing there? Get back to your desk & watch the USA Women's Hockey team like the rest of us you loser!"

This seems like a good time to remind you that a black student in Mississippi is 2.5X more likely to read proficiently by 4th grade than if he or she lived in California. We would be happy to send one of our reading coaches to assist you, Gavin Newsom. Learning is a lifelong

🚨 IT'S OFFICIAL: The greatest Secretary of State Marco Rubio CALLED and NOTIFIED the Gang of 8 ahead of time, before President Trump's strikes on Iran — including a call to Hakeem Jeffries The Trump admin notified Congress and did the right thing. Narrative BUSTED. 🇺🇸

BREAKING: Black smoke signals that the College of Mullahs has not reached a decision on the new Ayatollah today.

When I served in the Army, my life was in the hands of black, brown, red, yellow, and white-toned people. We were friends, we were combatants and we had each other's backs when the hammer slammed the anvil. We trained, we sweated and we bled together. We came together from all

🚨“Gov. Newsom is presiding over perhaps the largest collapse of the oil industry, refinery operations and gasoline production in U.S. history.” “Last month, PBF Energy warned that if the CARB amendments are enacted as written, they “will inevitably drive in-state refining

If this is true - Mrs. USOGA and I are going to live to be 109 years old.

Today, the skies over Ohio carried something special. A pilot flying a Piper Cherokee 140 out of Bowling Green quietly traced three crosses across the state—a powerful tribute to the Ohio National Guard members we lost. No words, just precision, purpose, and respect. We honor:

The Cadets from Old Dominion University who stopped an active shooter, received 8 Meritorious Service Medals. Two of them received Purple Hearts…from the Sergeant Major of the Army and the Secretary of the Army. Absolutely amazing and well deserved.

Hello ⁦Jimmy Kimmel⁩, All of us plumbers in America think you’re full of shit. And you can kiss our asses.

This mf is doing squats on the way to the moon and you need Ozempic

BREAKING: Former CENTCOM commander Ret. Gen. Frank McKenzie: “It takes a year to build an aircraft — and 200 YEARS to build a military tradition where you don’t leave anybody behind.”

After 11 years, you would think people would understand how Trump operates. Yes, it was blunt and to our American ears, over the top. It's Trump's crude way of speaking. But it was also fluent Farsi. It's the one language the Iranian leaders understand. It's the language of

My 3 time Vietnam vet Dad sent me this gem when I was newly arrived in Afghanistan. Not too many tell it like it is anymore.

This is incredibly difficult to write, however a West Point brother needs us right now. Ben Lemon (2017) lost his 7-year-old son Solomon last month. His two remaining boys (ages 5 and 3) have the same rare mitochondrial disease. Ben and his lovely wife Katja are not giving up.

JetBlue deletes tweet after they were accused of surveillance pricing ✈️ A company rep says the post was an 'error'

Me after logging in to Bluesky to tell the lefties they’ve been funding the KKK.

I can’t imagine the pain this family is in. Please pray for them

I am a senior coordinating producer for the White House Correspondents' Association Dinner. I have worked eleven of these. I was backstage at the Washington Hilton when the shots were fired. The first thing I heard was not the gunfire. It was glass. A champagne flute hit the