Mohammed Abbed (@motoriousmoe) 's Twitter Profile
Mohammed Abbed

@motoriousmoe

I'm an amateur horseshoe thrower, a semi-pro competitive eater and a professional liar....you're welcome.

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calendar_today09-11-2009 17:42:09

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I hope the queen resurrects and dies again. What if she was the messiah and we mistook her as a zombie? Then everyone goes to hell. That’d be cool and funny. Alright folks, see ya’ll at the dance with the devil!

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Mindlessly swiping on Tinder to find a lady then coming across a profile named Alex saying, “I’m Alex. I’M A GUY! I AM NOT A WOMAN! I WILL SUCK YOU OFF and I love sushi!”

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Betting on college kids and making/losing money off of them is just a taste of being a part of the 1% of corporate America. Now fucking HUSTLE AND GRAB THOSE BOARDS! I HAVE A $5 3-LEG PARLEY TO HIT FOR A $23.47 PAYOUT! Do you want your family to still have a house?#MarchMadness

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All I'm saying is we believed cigs cured tuberculosis but we restricted them bc of the deaths it has caused. We can do the same for guns.