Ok, GOING TO WORKOUT. WHILE IM GONE, EVERYONE SEARCH 4 THEIR INNER CHILD.

if you could take my pulse rn

Where were you on August 31, 2025? Thank you Jonas Brothers for having us. Felt amazing to be back 💖

oh man

a genius

BREAKING: Donald Trump suggests that the federal government might revoke the licenses of TV networks that are “against” him.

can we stop giving them ideas please

remembering the ru in february

and she's right

I love The Shangri-Las so much because every song is like “My mom won’t let Johnny and I get married ☹️then I crashed my MOTORCYCLE into a CANYON filled with DYNAMITE and everyone MOURNED FOREVER [THUNDERCLAP]”

the culture concept of teenagehood was nice while it lasted

i went to a reformer class for the first time yesterday my apologies to spotify maybe i was a pink pilates princess this whole time

well yes

(after seeing my best friend, my roommate and the mayor of new york meet their partners on hinge) I’ve simply got to continue being charming and friendly in bars and at parties

it's me i'm the very worst people in los angeles

Hard to remain patient with friends who focus solely on their own crucifixion. Get off The Cross, ladykins... we could use the wood!

i waited 6 hours in the florida sun for an american idol open call in disney springs and now survived singing a disney song infront of three influential musicians for an audience of millions. dreams do come true