if u can't afford to pay people don't hire anyone and if you can't run your business without people then get a job

i was born for sittin on the deck

having a tony soprano summer (cured meat in my mouth and panic attacks)

i would rather be pulled apart by some sort of mid-evil device

not paying my rent until the last minute incase we permanently lose the internet bc in that case i'm just not paying at all

i'm so good at forgetting how many beers i've had

people seem to like me when they have no fuckin idea what i'm talking about and refuse to elaborate on anything

the way it’s been like 3 years and this video still plays in my head constantly

I wish my hearing was permanently nightcored

whos takin me to the premier!????

just saw barbie kinda weird how they bombed japan

all day i've had only a little italian ice

Nolan did it again 🙌

if your opinion aims to appease both sides i hope you know that your politics mean nothing to me. its always been free Palestine and whatever it takes to make it that way