brought a kiss to the gun fight

An open letter to the inventor of bread: hey. thanks

exusiai: tomorrow is a day me: allegedly

this is ridiculous. in addition to my two dimension-warping staves i also require a cool sword

being insane in my room being insane in the kitchen being insane in the living room

me, putting honey in my tea: hell yeah get in that leaf juice you sexy sexy bee sauce fiammetta: do you take constructive criticism on what you say me: i absolutely fucking do not

me: Are those birds honking outside? exusiai: Crows exusiai: A huge number of them outside our warehouse!!! me: They are here to take me exusiai: No!!!!!

me: hey there beautiful. i’ll take two rum and cokes lemuen: aw you didn’t have to buy me a drink me: *drinking both at once* lemuen: oh my god,

SETTING FIRE FIRE TO THE NIGHT

but how can we be sure fia isnt immortal? we've never seen her die before 🤔🤨

exu: hewwo! i will be youw suwgeon today! intewnal bweeding, you say? let's make ouw fiwst wittle incision! me: dowcto, wewre loswing hew!!! exu: quick! hand me the defibwiwatow! fiammetta: Please. turn off my fucking life support.

lemuel my little pogchamp

exusiai: what's gender me: don't worry about it bro lets just keep playing minecraft

fiammetta: let’s go me, an intellectual: pitter patter let’s get at ‘er

*climbs inside a body bag and zips it up over myself* naptime

you dont have to be a picklepuss to enjoy sinking your teeth into the green, juicy, crisp fruit of the improved cucumber

It is remarkable what slices of bread and cheese can do for your spirits (if you are mostima)

An open letter to the inventor of bread: hey. thanks

would anyone like some stew? would anyone like some stew would anyone l

u think she's hot now, just wait til she draws her gun