CROCODILE. why are you such a dirty man...

Well, don't look so pleased with yourself.

[ Grabs him. Puts him in his lap. ] Are you done trying to impress me?

My, how tortured I am to know that I can't stop you. Get away from my sight, you fool.

[ Crocodile chases Smoker's lips greedily, good hand possessively pressing against his stomach and shoving Smoker back into his chest. ] Indeed. What an effect you have on me...

AH AH AH.

Finally thigh meme Robin ✨💜

I /certainly/ hope such inflammatory speech isn't directed towards me.

Watch yourself, little runt.

How now, Rainbase?

Sables.

[ MATERIALISES. ]

At least wait for me to say something... ah ah ah.

[ Crocodile finishes polishing his lavish rings, which he slides back onto his fingers with the assistance of his.. mouth. Once done he runs his freshly adorned fingers through his hair, gazing forward, default unconcerned expression slipped over his features. ]

Oh? How interesting... I am, after all, a man of great virtue. [ His filthy grin says it all. ]

Enough with this pathetic chitchat.

Caught an attitude in your time away, you scrap of dirt? Ah ah ah.... how interesting...

Dogs like you should be kept on a leash.