Complex feels because pandemic, but god I love living across from a gay bar and seeing drag queens out smoking between sets. It just feels like home. *in best Waltons impression* Goodnight, Drag Queens!

My kingdom for a UX that doesn’t make me want to yeet the company into the sun.

i spent my entire teenage years hating myself because of the shit y’all preached would happen to me because i was gay. so i hope u are mad, stay mad, feel the same anger you teach us to have towards ourselves.

Bout to find out how hard I fall. (This was a test fit, full protective gear will be applied before I do much else.)

My new gender euphoria experience is getting confused/concerned looks from sheltered/homeschooled/religious/uppity white kids at the u-pick strawberry patch.

I want to close the windows and turn on the ac, but I live across the street from a gay bar. So far tonight I’ve heard someone blasting Nasty by Janet and someone else belting I Have Nothing by Whitney. I don’t want to miss these treasures.

A drag queen just peed in my flower bed. #blessed

A swishy voice just loudly, cheerfully/encouragingly called to their friend as they closed their car doors and headed across the street, “You’re getting fucked in the ass tonight, (name)!” Glad it’s cool enough to have the windows open. (I’m serious, this shit gives me life.)

1:19am Monday Night: Some big ol queer fired up their motorcycle, let it idol for a while, then drove off blasting the Michael Bublé version of Feeling Good. Yes you are, my friend. #gayborhood #gaybar #gaybors #nosyfairygodmother

There’s a drag queen in one wig walking her other wig across the street. With a gentleman walking behind carrying her suitcase. #gayborhood #gaybors #gaybar #nosyfairygodmother

The gender expression of the week is “bear in a kaftan”.

I would like to formally request a Black Panther spinoff that is a “boy and his dog” type movie with Okoye and a war rhino.

Twinks blasting “How Many Licks?” by Lil Kim just rolled up. I gave them a thumbs up from my office window. #gaybarneighbor #fairygaymother #nosyoldqueer

What in the post-apocalyptic 80s hell am I doing? Making a #whamageddon advent calendar. Survive or be sent to Whamhalla, everyone in the house gets a Wham! themed treat, puzzle, fortune, or fun fact until we boogie down to Last Christmas on Christmas.

I love my neighborhood, but I draw the line at mid-afternoon blaring of Who I Am my Casting Crowns on repeat.

A visibly queer friend of mine just cornered by a thin, middle aged white man in a flannel and a black MAGA hat at the Silver Dr Lowe’s who told a violent threatening story. He cornered them by the driver bay. Keep safe out there.

I deleted some tweets from earlier today encouraging folks to file claims with AEP Ohio for losses associated with these blackouts. Unfortunately, AEP Ohio contacted me this afternoon, for the 1st time during their outages, to tell me they would not compensate residents.

If we get every single resident of Columbus to get a library card this month we’ll rename our Main Library to Flavortown HQ