em busca do take inexplicável claro, como que o cara vai ganhar dinheiro se não tem filho nem mulher pra sustentar? povo besta

This is what Borges was doing in his free time as a teenager btw

"those of us who developed an alternative analysis were called “cranks” just a few years ago. But as the saying goes, “cranks turn wheels, and wheels make revolutions.”"

FischerKing "Welcome to the barque of Peter, here's your bucket, now start bailing"

casamento é muito preview do céu pq é tudo de graça e tudo de altíssima qualidade. tudo o amor perdoa e tudo o amor melhora.

Just like piero scaruffi, you're kinda of forced to listen to whatever R.Сам 🦋🐏 has to say on account of his music taste alone. It seems like every year my most listened artist is one of his recs...

lonely chud..

paguei quatro mil reais pra tirar carteira um dia antes deles desobrigarem a matrícula em auto escola da silva

if you sleep 5 hours and wake up at 6 am, work until 6pm, come home and start writing your uni paper due tomorrow, consuming an obscene amount o haribo feels like getting drunk on hard alcohol

When I cry, most of the time it is because I have imagined myself crying about the thing I am supposed to be crying about.

for my bachelor party i'm thinking of going to jupiter to get more stupider

imagine getting to jupiter and they're like "we're out of stupid"

talked to a jupiterian and he said "we're actually pretty smart, the martians are just bullies"

"Ghostly voice ethereal Seen from the material Black veil of burial Needle point asterial Stitch in the fabric of time Eye stretched tendril divine" - Terry A. Davis

"Amargo é um sabor maravilhoso, seu Tony. O problema é que de poeta o senhor acaba se tornando um guia turístico de lugares muitas vezes visitados, só que pelos mesmos visitantes." Emocionante

Aberração incel CHOCA amigos e colegas de trabalho ao falar do BBB em perfeito normiespeak.