Trump’s make-up being darker than Kamala’s is truly sending me. I’m sorry. 💀

HONK THE HORN ON THIS ORANGE BIG BACKED WIDE HIPPED WIG WEARING WENCH! #Debate2024

DUMMMPPPP HIMMMMMM. You won’t die. Dumppopppppp him. God. Dump him then go pick up a hobby, learn to cook new meals, learn a new skill, change your hair, go on a solo trip, relocate if it’s that serious but Jesus Christ dump that man you will be FINE. Urgh

bby where else can you get a drink, bottomless chips and salsa and a big smasher burger with fries for $10.99????

God the men you sent to earth are crying after they get slapped for cheating

I’m n luv with a hippo

God himself would have to peel stabler off diddy😭

Now that we are finally at the end of this election season I want to say a lot of yall are really dumb and have permanently lost any respect I had for you

I wanted that 25K for first time home buyers really bad.

Zach Bryan paying off his exes and making them sign an NDA so they don’t talk about how insane he is is crazzzzyyyyy work when he looks like that and is 5’6

Need a diss track written from the perspective of Miss Peaches

you come to me, on the monday of a short week requesting real work to be done?

"death by a thousand paper cuts" is something people who are really interested in having long term successful relationships should know about. It's a lesson many learn after the fact tho. Like that guy who wrote about his wife divorcing him because he left dishes by the sink.

Who’s WE? Everyone with a brain and a conscience DID 😭

💞 Savage X Fenty by Rihanna

because i am not having sex with a nazi

the concept of taking a man out of the louisianan swamp and bringing him to paris fashion week

not included: - owner asked if he could put the dog in the bathroom before getting his wallet bc it could sometimes be aggressive to strangers. - wouldn’t let the family render aid after shooting the dog. - raid was conducted based on info 2 years old, and of the PREVIOUS

This album is for anyone who waits for folks to exit the elevator before trying to barge in. If you barge in this album is not for you and only my song hurt somebody is yours to listen to