Yahoo searches hit so different

my sister helping me load my storage unit: why do you need all this shit me: it's not mine i'm holding it for someone. i'm not a hoarder anymore the walter white action figure i clearly 3d printed and just knocked over with my ass: Jesse, you're not thinking clearly

I, for one, am delighted to have the opportunity to high five the surgeon as she’s sewing me up

I begin to suspect that beings in general prefer you stopping by to hang out over your trying to save them

As much as I love that Luigi is from NJ (Go Jersey!) and the facts coming out about him (I too have become radicalized by pain), I really don’t think he’s the actual assassin & we should never believe the police because if their lips are moving lies are coming out! ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

starting the most SEO-friendly music project in history. it will be called New Song and all of our singles will be named after other, more popular artists.

back injury that altered his life …. unibrow…..close enough welcome back Frida Kahlo

we’re making susan sontag in elden ring

one time in med school I lost my pokemon coffee thermos in the hospital so I retraced my steps but couldn’t find it and I got sad so I went to the cafeteria for a cookie and the clerk was like “haha I like ur thermos” and I looked down and guess what I was holding the entire time

if a hot dog had legs would it run longwise or tall-style; see figure below

Shingle Diggins Family Restaurant Coloma, MI

going from a larger room to a smaller room is one of the many experiences

Amelia Bedelia horror film that begins with someone telling her she’s “got an hour to kill”

There was a time this kinda writing would be considered “too on the nose”

BYE BITCHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

intriguing new right wing position that all immigration is bad, but no american should ever work at a chain restaurant, the affordability of which is a human right, which dont exist

my neighbor just told me about an alien sighting he had that was just a regular southwest boeing 737 in the sky but he said he could see into the cockpit with binoculars and there was an alien flying it