//Me: [Hopes conversation goes good. Obviously nervous... Very nervous.] [Typo] Me:

//Name's Marky! I used to run @.PartyCrystalGem I'm always free to RP. Plot in DM. Serious/Parody. TW; ANGST RT?

Rick just laughs as he watches poor Morticia, S u f f e r. He took a sip of his flask.

"Pfft- What are...W-What are you even freaking-URRRP,,,Out about? N-Not like it's a-a fucking huge deal. T-They making advances at y-y-you?"

He rolled his eyes and whipped his portal gun out. He aimed at the wall and shot a random portal. "Y-Yeah yeah...Let's g-go kid."

Rick followed glancing back a few times at the /free show/ he was missing out on. All because someone can't handle weird. "F-Fucking pussy."

"O-Oh I don't? I-I have my fair share incest related a-adventures. It isn't a BIG deal. Y-Ya just gotta...gotta get Scwifty.~" Rick no.

"I-It means incest d-dipshit. And w-who's the elder here?! I-I can do what-URRP-ever the fuck I WANT." He let out a low irritated growl.

"I don't even r-remember now! Got me a-all angry a-an shit.. Nice o-one Morticia! It had...had somethin' to do with m-megaseeds."

He grabbed a piece of paper. How to explain incestuous adventures? He writes: [I fucked a different version of you. And soon your Dad.]

"T-This time we have a-a fully charged p-portal gun. AND- Y-You know how t-to turn the damn shoes on. R-URRP-ight?"

"B-Bingo, point f-for yooou."

"G-Good...fucking b-better be.." He reached into one of his deeper lab coat pockets and threw the first pair of shoes to her.

"I-I said the portal gun i-i-is charged. N-No seeds up y-your ass."

"J-Just get them s-so we can leave. I have p-plans with your Dad."

"O-Oh shut up.. Y-You whine just a-as much as he does. It's n-not like it matters, your p-parents are probably getting a-a fucking divorce."

//Snaps fingers Be back later- My sick ass needs to try to sleep again.

//Slowly points at stєvєn q. unívєrsє Heyo, I just recently got my Steven account rolling again. I'd love to RP with anyone since it's MV

//Hey typos how about you fuck o ff

//Am I hip with the memes yet-