every time i hit the ball something happened. must have been exciting to have watched me play

hey i dont like the drop kick murphys

Google how to unhit a ball

I’m gonna shrimp your emotions

I only talk to pretty people (I talk to everyone.)

ooc: @/WyattMasonVIII and @/wormthrice are both run by someone who is pro-MAP. if you support MAPS or are one. please get the fuck off my page

[OOC: hey just a quick heads up that if you interact with/support @/wormthrice (or, @/WyattMasonVIII) after finding out theyre pro-MAP, please dont interact with me on any accounts. at all. that shit is literally disgusting and id suggest you block them.]

Oh lady of shadow, why are you so lovely This is a Silvaire Semiquaver subtweet

I am a mycologists It means I am fun guy

Good morning loves

hi just an update, i am in the vault so like Liquid Friend Manda_Moth cut that out

welcome to "do you need me to "just talk" with someone i am a buff lesbian who isnt afraid of anything" im your host morrow doyle

Breaking update: Cut that out (I have no idea what is going on but I hope my anonymous and trusted source is right about this one) This has been BNN

I’m not a hero

Do you remember when you joined Twitter? I do! #MyTwitterAnniversary