yall not gon pull dis mandela effect shit on me he definitely sounded like a dying goat wit asthma

Dude got up and dipped like he just witnessed a murder 🤣

"Now that you're management, you can finally approve our days off and let us go home early" Me:

Hall of fame tweet

you and your coworker find a mistake but the shift is almost over

My friend complained about his girlfriend to me and I advised him to leave her. Today he posted “No snake can separate us.” Fair enough

Racist people, when they have to sleep and all they see is black.

my immune system when I start making a bit too much progress in the gym

Welcome to Baroque Works

My manager watching me leave work at 5 PM when my shift ends at 5 PM

What Nolan was assuming life would be like after he apologized for killing thousands of innocent people and calling his wife, Debbie a pet.

“I hate this job” *gets paid*

My boss having a nightmare about me using my PTO 😅

Thragg the day before beating the shit out of invincible and Omni man

He said he’s from Suite Life but shit ain’t sweet

Baby just found out he a millionaire. I would've thrown up too.