It's a great day to be a human, or a kangaroo! #kangaroolifestyle #FirstTweet

Have a great business idea: give away pieces of paper with your name and contact info on it instead of an email. This gives a rustic touch, as it is what the pioneers might have used to share their deets. #TheMoreYouKnow #PSA #businesstips #lifehacks

Good night in Sacramento for a game of ice-tag, where you throw ice cubes at each other! #Sacramento #Ice #icetag #cooloffwithagameoficetag

Social Media is great for convincing yourself your life isn't flowing down the drain one day at a time. You can send a photo to someone and think, hey, I'll have that memory forever now. Problem is, there's so much content, it's impossible to ever go through it all. Forgettable.

How much would could a woodchuck chuck if a respected peer asked him to?

This just in: Corkboards VASTLY outselling iPhone Xs in Q3 2018, according to some reports.

It's officially fall; not because of the weather or the time of year, but because I had my yearly dream about the Commissioner of the Seasons letting me know when the fall season has truly begun, which it has. You can all commence fall activities, now!

Stop and smell the ground you're walking on every once in a while—it is likely made of concrete, wood, or dirt, the three building blocks of ground.

People are going to tell you exactly what you want to hear: that the day Lincoln was shot was all a dream, and you can go back to the way things were. They're not the same, it wasn't a dream, wake up, it's time to go to school.

What do you call a flight of fishes? A plane-full-of-gill-fish-flight haha get it?? ask your doctor if you don't get it

Eggs are the chickens' way of talking to us. If the egg is round, the chicken is a bird. If the egg is not round, it likely is another type of chicken that is another animal.

Can we talk about the woods? Anyone know why they're called that???

This crossword newyorker.com/puzzles-and-ga… by BH was a super fun NYer monday crossword and I really enjoyed the clues! 3 letters, "Gift many don't accept, for short?" great stuff.