Just dont get why people feel the need to post videos of themselves cutting into poached eggs? Like it doesn't even look nice? Pisses me off as much as vegans.

My hand is far to big to reach into a pringle pot

Would it even be winter if the news didnt say its will be the coldest winter for 348 years with 104 inches of snowfall?

I've done a lot of difficult things in my time but working out the right amount of spaghetti to cook is definitely the hardest, end up cooking myself about 5 portions.

Doris is one of the most under appreciated characters of our lifetime.

You ever get them people on social media that like, properly piss you off and everytime you seen them post something so annoying you think about deleting them but theres a part of you that's to entertained by getting annoyed by them that you dont? Or is it just me?

A stranger just complimented me on my beard in spar and honestly I think it made my day. I'm gonna put more effort into complimenting people from now on.

Im the worst for pulling up at my house and sitting in the car for 10 minutes before actually going in.

To anyone that constantly refers to their car as a 'she', stop. She's a beaut and you're everything wrong with the world. Aswell as vegans.

What’s it like be sexy? I bet it’s brilliant.

I dont know about anyone else but since all this has started it's given me a sense of calm in my life. Like there's so much to be concerned about, that all my day to day stresses are just irrelevant now and I like that.

Imagine choosing to drink Budweiser.

The checkout at lidl is the ultimate test of your ability to perform under pressure. @LidlGB should be considered a sport.

Beyond me how anyone enjoys cauliflower.

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