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I Need A Bitch Who Sound Like Dr. Girlfriend

overtime month is finally over I can be a person again mostly

get received. idiot.

homie got high and sleep deprived then said she understood my mind now

Kinda wild they just let me fuck around with the control panel, it turns out a lot can be solved by maxing out the rpm and throwing that shit in reverse

as it turns out asphalt is a really good safeword until she's pulling out the hot tar and feathers

yearn

everyone is just a tiny bit plural but you're too scared to call it that

3DS emulation is about to hit new levels never before thought possible

7 year old me at a mcdonald’s

I attempted to recreate him. This is the technology pervert.

just took a delightful little nap and woke up feeling like I don't really exist

Yeah nobody’s making it to Eau Rouge

BREAKING: Zohran Mamdani has signed an executive order for Yoshi to drop major deadlock patch today

Sorry I can’t go out tonight, I’ve got plans…

ゲレンデで全日本オムナイト投げ部

Just made this #castlevania

*bursts into board meeting covered in cum* alright gentlemen let's talk numbers

the office printer is jammed. with my dick! I tried to fuck it!!!!!!!