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It's great to be at the DevOps Enterprise Summit by @ITRevDOES! #DOES22 I presented ProdEx - Google SRE's production excellence program. It's how we assess operational risks and promote production best practices across Google.

A paper that I contributed to has been published. Check it out in the DevOps Enterprise Journal.

Kann diese nüchterne Grafik mehr Aufregung bekommen als Museumsaktionen? Machen wir das Experiment.

Today I asked ChatGPT about the topic I wrote my PhD about. It produced reasonably sounding explanations and reasonably looking citations. So far so good – until I fact-checked the citations. And things got spooky when I asked about a physical phenomenon that doesn’t exist.

Welcome to our newest gallery in the Museum of Borgmon Abstract Art! These images offer a glimpse into the visual patterns* that appear in our variables and time-series, and the beauty that emerges from the chaos of large production systems. #SRE #MoBAA google.smh.re/1-SR

Once again, I reiterate my considered judgement as someone with a doctorate in military history: war is bad and we should do less of it. I wish Putin had heeded that wisdom, but he hasn't and so now the world pays for his foolishness, no one more bitterly than the Russians.

If you're SRE or SRE-adjacent, it would be great to spend some time filling out catchpoint.com/sre-survey -- one of the few ways we can get cross-company readings on what's happening with the profession. Thank you for your time in advance!

Ugh. I keep telling them… I AM human!!!

If you can't roll it back, you shouldn't roll it out. #sre #cicd #devops

New State of DevOps report just dropped. ⤵️ Excited to see that healthy cultures, user-centric approaches, and high-quality documentation continue to positively impact an organization's overall performance. cloud.google.com/devops/state-o…

Twenty years ago, Google began its journey with the new field of Site Reliability Engineering! This week, we are excited to share with you some of what we've learned along the way ... stay tuned! #HappyBirthdaySRE #LifeAtGoogle #GoogleSRE Google Site Reliability Engineering google.smh.re/3KV8

Dive into Google's intricate production infrastructure with Christof Leng, Lead for SRE Engagement. Gain insights into organizational principles for reliability, scalability, efficiency, and agility. 🛠️ Watch now: youtu.be/yNgaU_X8jdw #SRE #GoogleTech 🎥

Last year in Las Vegas, Google’s SRE Engagements Engineering Lead Christof Leng (Christof Leng) shared 10 things he’s learned from running production at Google. Get his tips for establishing a reliability culture, fighting toil, and managing change: itrev.io/4aRDWR1

“Some of us are still kind of struggling with object permanence” 😂😂😂 #rto

We are happy to release the first results of a RCT of a US program that provided $1,000/month unconditionally for 3 years to 1,000 individuals in the treatment group, with a group of 2,000 people receiving $50/month serving as the control. These are sizable transfers. 1/ 🧵

I'm having an incredible time at Heidelberg Laureate Forum's 11th Heidelberg Laureate Forum. Chatting with Turing Award winners, meeting outstanding young researchers, and enjoying an amazing program. Check out videos from previous years at youtube.com/@LaureateForum #HLF24

Happy to announce that I'm on the core team of the 2nd edition of the SRE book. I'm really excited to discuss what has changed in the last 10 years of SRE:

When you have a novel incident and no playbook, you have a crisis. Join Carla Geisser of Layer Aleph to explore how you can lead through the fundamental surprise of a crisis. google.smh.re/5NmO