Virgins be like

The coronavirus panic is dumb

If this doesn't send chills down your spine then you aren't a baseball fan

What if u want to have sex?

So your telling me its safe to be in the same room with Magic Johnson and the possibility of mosquitos carrying his AIDS.... but a strand of the common flu hits and its game over no watching?

lmaooo it's true though #comedy #tiktok #dripdrip

Bernie would never

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We now have 69 followers.... nice

I think the Astros are behind this. Didnt want reporters harrasing their players. While im tweeting, fuck you Trevor Bauer (トレバー・バウアー)

Is this supposed to turn me on? Cause I thought u were about to take a shit

The weekend series with Central Connecticut State has been cancelled as the Blue Devils declined to travel to Omaha. bit.ly/2TN28wQ

Vagisil is on isle 5

Vagisil is on isle 5 CCSU Baseball

Pussies

Is that the Joker in the background?

Plot twist: we really think Coronavirus is an overall decline... but 9 months from now in January there will be a plethora of babies born because there is nothing to do but fuck... therefore Coronavirus will result in the second generation of "baby boomers" #coronavirus

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