+Profe puedo ir al baño? -Porque no fuiste en el recreo? yo y los pibes en el recreo:

“You bald headed demon..” is still one of the best line delivery in the MCU 😭

6'4" wearing a top hat in a theater. I'd shoot him too.

"oye, ¿qué día es hoy?" my autistic ass:

How Resident Evil characters use a glue stick:

ok maybe its a little funny now

okay!!! after a few hours of work heres Tyler the Creator's CHROMAKOPIA!!! (or should i say CHROMIIKOPIA!!!)

Jajaja que chingados

People saying it's "not a horror game" don't realize that "horror" doesn't always mean the game is trying to make you shit your pants. RE4 is a horror game and that shit is NOT scary. It's about the grotesque body and supernatural horror and the dark atmosphere that makes it a

im smoking straight fire from the realm of the gods, the ops call me prometheus. this shit ain’t nothing to me man. reefer sent me back in time to smoke it all over again, that’s why they call it chronic. im a menace, cast true resurrection on a mf so I can slime em again

The corner of assfucking and despair

Bu çeviri muhabbeti sayesinde şok oluyoruz abi şu olayı nasıl yabancılar da yapar ya

logros de otros a los 22: novia, trabajo estable, titulo universitario mis logros a los 22: platinar los resident

>Get insurance on my old project dune buggy for $349 a year >3 weeks pass >Suddenly slammed with spam calls and junk mail from insurance companies >Pick up call >It's Progressive >They try to sell me a worse policy for $2800/year >"You're offering me less coverage for 8x the

burial

cartman sings pokerface by lady gaga

The core has gone rogue. Reclaim it on May 20.