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“Lmao” has survived, and even thrived, over the years, but its cousin “rofl” has faded into indignity. The cruelty of fate.

not now dude

You’re telling me this bagel has everything

Happy Father’s Day to all the dads who go above and beyond for their kids. You are the real heroes.

Unfortunately, and with a heavy heart, I have to go murder the guy who owned this house before me and DIYed his own renovation

if you are fat and broke you can just stop eating for a couple days and make some progress on both of your problems

Still Wins 🤣

Dude nearly meets his death but instincts took over

To celebrate my rental property sale, I will be buying $5 of Bitcoin for every like and repost of this message. Proof posted in 24 hours.

I'm almost positive that you're not supposed to do this but I would probably do it

“Look babe, all time high”. - If I had a girlfriend

getting in the waymo after 3 drinks and asking the waymo how long its been waymoing

Be thankful.

We waited four years to wake up on a Sunday morning, drink our coffee and be Kings. What a beautiful fucking day.

marry a girl who say things like: - i'm proud of you - want me to make steak for dinner - have a safe flight - just buy more bitcoin

$MSTR would be a Ponzi scheme if: 1) They minted their own token and sold it on public markets. 2) This token were backed by nothing at all. 3) They could print as much of this token as they want to - changing its rules at any time. Oh wait - that’s the ethereum foundation.