why is it SOOO hard for people to stick to their plans nowadays

yooo not tom

this ain’t no ebola

i don’t have the attention span to binge watch 45 minute shows !!!

i wish i was artsy

sorry to break it to ya but tweeting to your 200 followers to stay inside is not going to make the whole U.S decide to quarantine themselves

decided to cut back my time on social media.. woke up this morning to ugly pictures of everyone i follow ???

i’ve always wanted to be the villain in the movies

what is the point of going private when you are a popular page

Are u normal or do U practice your british accent unprovoked

cats do not like apples

remember that just bc places are slowly opening doesn’t mean covid is gone completely !!!

Fake laughing with customers is a real skill.

they... took south park... off of hulu

no one cares