Yard signs make it so easy to know which neighbors that I don’t like.

Overheard my son on zoom with his speech therapist. “How old are you?” “Uhhh, 32?” “Oh. 39.”

Joe Biden will participate in an ABC News town hall on Oct. 15, the same night the second presidential debate was scheduled to be held thr.cm/RFMZxpf

How many Republicans are still mad that Obama's middle name is "Hussein" but don't care that the Taliban just endorsed Trump?

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I know this makes me sound old, but it has to be said. My feet really hurt after a long day.

This is exactly what America needs right now.

I’m so glad sweatsuits are in style. Who would’ve thought you could look so homely and still be considered on trend?

Counting votes isn't stealing an election, it literally *is* an election.

This should go without saying, but here we are.

This is interesting.

Fun fact for pro-lifers: Abortion rates drop most sharply under Democratic presidents. Congrats on your win!

Joe Biden to the black community: “You’ve always had my back and I’ll have yours.” Chills.

As I mom of a daughter I could not love this more.

Right?!?

Saaaaame

I should not be able to hear someone crunching chips from ACROSS THE FREAKING HOUSE.

I don’t know why I thought sharing clothes with my daughter would be fun. There’s no sharing. My stuff just keeps going missing.