O-Oi! What the hell---- *blinks.. TACKLES.* It's been how long and you greet me with that..?! Heh, I expect nothing less of you.

He smirks back down, seeing the man beneath him. "Not in a million years." He laughs softly seeing his reaction. He belongs at the bottom after all. "Come on, you can handle more than this. Heh." He leans to kiss him on the lips, happily humming while doing so.

( not me forgetting I follow hoes here 💀 )

( thanks for rting my pin 💀 )

All these bonks.. YOU WANNA GO PUNK?

It's either that or hate s*x.

YOU'RE LITERALLY THE DRAGON WITCH, BITCH

THAT'S YOU BITCH! *FLICKS HIS NOSE*

YOU!

YES! YOU! ALL YOU. WITCH!

YOU SHUT UP, I HOPE YOUR TEA'S COLD.

SHUT UP BITCH, I MADE YOU SOME TOO. BUT EVEN STILL, I HOPE YOURS IS COLD!!!

*He blinks and shrugs.* Y-Yeah.. not like you have to drink it.. thought I'd offer.

( HI TIGER 💀 )

( I'VE BEEN GOOD TIGER THANK YOU. It's been a long time, how are you? And skull means I'm dead cuz it's funny how u just noticed me shit posting )

"G-Good.." He says as he stares at him taking the tea. "You're welcome.. I hope.. you like it—"

( That's so good to hear! And you really do. Your shit posts still make me laugh. )

My boyfriend is literally passing me away. I can't believe this.

He starts to point and laugh. "YOU TOOK TOO LONG. SO NOW YOU GET COLD TEA!" Smug smile intensifies.