imagine: your high school diploma counted as your generals (because that’s what you learn in high school cRaZy), then you could immediately go into your major which is what you actually want to pay for and learn. more people would go to college.

measuring your hand against someone eIse’s is the cutest form of fIirtation don’t @ me

I really gotta stop mocking crying babies in public

I’m so mad that Netflix just asked me if I wanted to watch a kissing scene in ‘Dumplin’ again.......😒how do they know I’m that single😭😂

Shout out to Starbucks for having the best customer service!👏🏼🙌🏼

me, an intellectual in 2018: ‘LETS YEET THIS WHEAT’

Talk about low key! Holy crap!😂😂

Happy Birthday Jesus🙏🏽 and Merry Christmas to all! #RollTide

I’m going to delete my Twitter app, it’s too distracting ✌🏼

Sooooooo I need some YUNGBLUD tickets for his Nashville show but resale is outrageous! Hit me up if you know anybody that has some!!🙌🏼

YOU’D BE SURPRISED HOW MANY TIMES A WOMAN SITS IN HER CAR, ON HER BED, IN THE BATHROOM, OR IN THE LIVING ROOM & QUICKLY CRIES CAUSE SHE’S SO STRESSED OUT, BUT WHEN SHE SHOWS HER FACE AGAIN, SHE LOOKS PERFECTLY FINE, UNBOTHERED & SHE STILL MANAGES TO SMILE & GO ABOUT HER BUSINESS—

😂😂😂

10 year challenge

you think you can hurt my feelings? i’ve been the least favourite in every single friendship group i’ve had since i was 8