What’d that Einstein guy say? Doing the same thing over and over again expecting different results is what? Oh, yeah, insanity

I’ll see your DraftKings, and raise you dad’s handwritten Super Bowl games

Hello? Anyone out there? Or is your rate limit also exceeded?

The dilemma of which goff/gauff to watch

You know you recently had a baby when you need to increase your garbage can size

Yo Chipotle I watched my delivery driver take a pic, mark it as delivered, pick up my order and drive away with it. Hope he’s enjoying my burrito bowl.

Pac 12… we’re gonna miss you buddy. Except your refs, they were the worst.

Real MVP of 2023: random lady who tied my shoe at Trader Joe’s when I couldn’t bend over with Bo in the front pack. She even gave me a double knot 🙌🏻

“National Blowout Association” is trending and I really thought for a second that my baby’s diapers were making national news

Pretty neat they filmed this in Tuscaloosa

Love this, B1G Time

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This tracks

Dan Lanning usually has one red and one blue pen in his collar. Today, they are red and black. Who let him walk out there like that? CHANGE THE PENS AT HALF

As a quick gut check, I thought I’d ask ChatGPT for a review of my NFL fantasy playoff roster. 1. Model needs a bit of updating 2. Cross referencing of rosters is not happening 3. ChatGPT is a closet niners fan still holding out hope

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