the amount of times i’ve driven to the gym, parked, cried, gotten discouraged and left more than my fingers and toes could count

utah took away our mountain view privileges again. maybe we’ll get it back if y’all start being grateful ya spoiled brats. tsk tsk

every time I hear that “oh no” song on tik tok I AM AUTOMATICALLY SKIPPING !!!

stop pressuring me to go to college, it’ll happen when it happens i don’t care for the CoLLeGe fUn or that YoU nEEd A DegREE tO MaKE moNEy ILL FIGURE IT OUT GET OFF MY DICK i’m healing

do you think Bella Thorn is butthurt that Zendaya is IT rn?

so you’re telling me that all my geriatric clients have killer black heads and i’m not allowed to get them?

HOLD MY POODLE

May the peace be upon the people of #Ukraine We all should be working hard for a world without wars!

i wanna lay and bake by the pool but i also want to dance around the christmas tree and drink hot chocolate

just wanna look like hailey bieber

didn’t even land in LAX yet but the passengers going home already piss me off. LA is america’s worst and most dickish city 🖕🏻

you’re MIA we’re VIP you’re LOL we’re BIG

juju 💰 We’re celebrating the fact that we have freedom. Everyone acts like we’re so oppressed in the United States. We have more freedom here than any country in the world.

you literally cannot stop a woman with confidence.

i’ve never heard of elsa being anyones favorite princess🤣 L

my beautiful boys!! also pro tip on the golf course…. don’t put the american flag on the ground just so you can make a putt

Dominic Priceless. Memories over “stuff” every time for me.

green eyes are so insanely superior 🤌🏼✨

ladies PSA your man can have girl-friends especially ones that have been around for 3+ years and have no interest in him and respect your relationship no matter how fucking bat shit crazy you are :) that is all

It’s time. The “5th Annual Ashtyn sends some Utes to their bowl game” drive. Love doing this and know she loves looking down seeing good people being happy. Venmo @jason-poulsen-1 to donate and DM me your nominations for a worthy fan. Please share/RT.