Well well well... 🦁🎧

In 1981 John Craven interviewed me for BBC1 Swap Shop as I visited all 92 League clubs. His signed photo read: "We'll film you again when you have done all the Non-League clubs!" Now 45 years later John Craven has interviewed me for a BBC report ahead of my last Non-League ground

Passive aggressively tweeting about a podcast that haven't produced an episode in 2 years when you've been part of something quite cool, despite it not being that deep 🤝

La pareja con aspecto más inglés que he visto en mi vida

Look at this bullshit. This is what football supporters have been cowed into accepting in their game by television. Fuck off television. And every single vampire creep who is an apologist for this nonsense

He’s given up waiting on the Football League Show he’s now talking about current affairs

World’s gone mad ain’t it? Manish Bhasin doing current affairs rather than setting the scene for the higlights of Plymouth vs. Scunthorpe

This match would never happen with VAR. The checks after each goal would kill the passion

Nice day at Bury 4-1 Congelton today, the hosts are nailed on for the Northern Prem D1 West title now. Had a great time in the away end with the Congleton fans - they took a surprise lead on 8 minutes and it was still 1-0 past the 70th minute..

If you vote for these people you’re fucking retarded

🗣️ “Far too many signings arrived, far too many signings underperformed” Kris Boyd on Livingston’s recruitment during a "difficult season" as they remain 12 points adrift at the bottom of the Premiership ⤵️

Premier League leaders knocked out by play-off chasing Southampton. West Ham recovering from 2-0 down on 93 minutes to take their quarter-final against Leeds to extra time. Two complete EFL calendars on Friday & Bank Holiday Monday. Seems perfectly fine to me.

BBC's Standing Room Only made some footballing predictions in 1994. How right they were...

Interesting spot at Telford United today

He wants to take away £300m tax revenue and 85,000 jobs? The bloke really is a nutcase.

You never know…

EAST FIFE 2 vs 1 Peterhead 65' GOOOOOOOAAAAAAALLLLLLLL EAST FIFE! Slattery does well to keep the ball in the middle of the park before feeding Austin down the right. He lays the ball off for McKenna who fires the ball across the 6-yard box where it's met by Sam Culbert to slam

Feel sorry for Zimmerman when he’s got his own club calling him “speedboat no driver”

Going to watch Tottenham play Brighton at home on Saturday is going to be hilarious 😆

Here’s the official Sky Sports video of it in case the first one gets taken down. Last gasp keeper goals are football poetry.