Cody just told me he’s going to start carrying around a bag of snacks for me and call it Morgan’s hangry bag. 😂🤷🏼‍♀️

I never thought I would be the one at the gym at 4am every morning but here I am 😅🙋🏼‍♀️💪🏻 🏃‍♀️

Forever wishing I was the person who could get up in the mornings drink coffee watch the news in bed then get ready instead I’m turning off 4 alarms in my sleep and waking up to only having 30min to get a shower and get ready 🤷🏼‍♀️

Cody asked if he could take my picture for my first day of fall semester 🤦🏼‍♀️

Cody and I talked about having a Halloween party but then we questioned who we would invite because we don’t have many friends... 😂🤷🏼‍♀️

My sister is texting a boy and idk how I feel about that... didn’t you just make your grand entrance into the world.?!

My mother in law keeps asking when she’s going to be grandma I told her when I can go 9 months without a margarita🤷🏼‍♀️ which will prob be never😅

Of course my mother posted a pic of me passed out for national daughter day for the entire Facebook world to see 😭🤦🏼‍♀️

Girls are so fake

There’s just some people you can’t please and I’ve learned to accept that

I already need a puppy babysitter the first night I have him it’s Cinco De Mayo... I’m such a great dog mom🙋🏼‍♀️

When you’re a few mimosas in and you send your mother-in-law the wrong address your house and realize it 3 hours later 😅 Hope you didn’t mail Cody’s birthday present already 🤷🏼‍♀️

Wonder if Cody will remember telling my I could order a new phone 😝 He seems to sleep talk a lot🤷🏼‍♀️

The perfect married life is laying around in your pajamas watching movies all day eating carb balance Ice cream for breakfast and getting pizza delivered for lunch all with your hubs 😍

Not even been married a year and he’s already trying to kill me by feeding me lentil beans that are related to the peanut family after me questioning them and him saying “No babe they aren’t in the peanut family they are just beans” well he was WRONG! 💀

I have 3 days to make my mind up but that’s not enough time for me 😭

I wonder if I sound like a crazy when I try to explain to people that I don’t want girls I only want boys because I want to be the only girl in our family 🙈🤷🏼‍♀️

Cody and I are really arguing right now over him hearing Yanny and me hearing Laurel 🤦🏼‍♀️

When my husband gets up with the puppy and lets me sleep >>> Wonder if he’ll do the same in like 6 years with a baby? I can only hope 😂

Wife fail: trying to give my husband amoxicillin forgetting he’s allergic to it 🤦🏼‍♀️