When I make an excuse and the person comes up with solutions

THE SEQUEL WE NEVER KNEW WE NEEDED !!!

venmo me $15 and i’ll comment “yikes” on your ex’s new instagram pic

when cardi said “I dont cook I dont clean” I know my brother felt that🙄

HOLD ON HOLD ON HOLD ON...HER SISTER WAS A WITCH RIGHT? AND WHAT WAS HER SISTER? A PRINCESS, THE WICKED WITCH OF THE EAST BRO. YOU'RE GONNA LOOK AT ME AND YOU'RE GONNA TELL ME THAT I'M WRONG? AM I WRONG? SHE WORE A CROWN AND SHE CAME DOWN IN A BUBBLE, DOUG. GROW UP BRO, GROW UP.

I’m usually not one to post my political views but:

incase anyone was wondering what it is like to be a woman in sports

big on “just say that” cause that’s literally all you have to do

I’m still amazed what sun does to my mental health.

the “A” in her name stands for always overthinking

i gotta stop pouring into cups that leave mine empty.