y'all want a boyfriend for EVERYTHING bruh. take your lil siblings to the pumpkin patch, facetime your grandparents, make your mom a spooky basket, travel somewhere with a friend, go out to eat w your family, fuck

Ralph Lauren can be Marshalls cheap or designer expensive

Black really do not Crack what do u mean my goat is 61 years old

May the universe take all of her pain away, triple it, and give it to Trump instead.

uncle clifford rule #88 — don’t ever forget just because a bitch good at keeping the peace, don't mean she ain't good at waging war.

A man who cooks, cleans, and washes the dishes is just a functional adult, not a special being.

It’s hot outside twitter I’m back!

did ya see that tiktok of the girl tryna take a pic cus she got rear ended n the bitch that hit her start folding up the license plate LMAAOOOOOO

She’s expensive too !

This is the definition of looking out for ya homies.

If I lived for over 1000 years, nobody on earth will be richer than me

Y’all be miserable at work because you allow leadership to bully you, but you don’t bully them back. BULLY THEM! 😂 Management hates to see me coming.

Cartoon Network too

Men are not smart. We've talked about this.

They’re all killing it like I’ve never seen before. But when I remind myself that Olandria was virtually unknown to the masses less than a year ago… that’s just crazy impact. Like we JUST met her and she’s bodying every mag cover and brand deal imaginable. Black women >>> 🙂

Gas high...I'm still driving!!! Food went up...I'm still eating!!! Rent went up...I still have a roof over my head!!! GOD WILL PROVIDE!!!🙏🏾💯

The girls do not know fr because Hit The Floor was so good

You gotta start at 15

the world is cooked because why are we calling this “Wicked” instead of Cosmo and Wanda