Cant stop feeling like her

every time i see a plastic bag floating in the wind i think of katy perry. if she has no other impact, she has that

Sock wants to know if she can have a bump cuz she loaded the dishwasher

A will? I don't even have a way

couples halloween costume

only 2 more months to go…

And October used to be cold

i deserve and can be trusted with roof access to every building

this is lowkey how a virgo will talk to you

tweaking in the club because it's past my bedtime

The 19-year-olds who attend my favorite university didn’t score enough touchdowns today so I’m blackout drunk in the garage while my son takes his first steps. My wife begs me to look over but I’m staring at our roof, wondering if the height could break my legs. “No.” I whisper.

just had another vile nap dream that revealed the weakness of my spirit and perversity of my character . Whatever

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