Real ones know that every harlan coben series goes offffffffff

So let me get this right, a father of two has been jailed for over 3 years for helping a load of poor people watch the football. Whilst the BBC news anchor who purchased and downloaded 41 indecent images of children walks free on a suspended sentence? Make that make sense!

I’m a lover girl fr… I just have a lil spicy attitude tbh

DO NOT GO TO LIAM FUNERAL DO NOT GO TO LIAM FUNERAL DO NOT GO TO LIAM FUNERAL DO NOT GO TO LIAM FUNERAL DO NOT GO TO LIAM FUNERAL

"are you sure u don't mind if we cancel?" me:

you know you touched a man’s heart when they unfollow or block you

Selling 2 Chris Stussy USS tickets for 1st Feb tomorrow at roundhouse London

and i’m announcing that the kid is NOT MINE mummy pig has been given two hours to move her shit outta our house, whoever she’s been fuckin is a dead man

Just be pretty & unbothered babe, they’re gonna villainize you regardless.

did it hurt? when i told you to google it and i was right

The people on Love Island have no clue we just bombed Iran

fuck these people.

💯

Scott Lewis

After a woman was raped in her hotel room… Travelodge now says staff must get explicit consent before giving someone a key to a guest’s room. I genuinely cannot get over the fact that this apparently needed to be written down as a NEW RULE in 2026. What the actual fuck.