Multiple choice in high school: a) not the answer b) DEFINITELY THE ANSWER c) not the answer In college: a) could be the answer b) oh this one could be too c) doubtful, but what if I’m wrong and it is the answer? d) vague option that could also be right

Waking up every morning thinking about what legging and hoodie combo I’ll be choosing to wear

Welcome to your new living room 🛋, #PirateNation. This center is for you, students! ☠️

When the chips and queso get to the table

COVID spelt backwards is DIVOC and what DIVOC going on

The tongue really is powerful. Speak your blessings into existence, manifest, pray .

Death could not defeat him. The grave could not conquer him. Our almighty Savior Jesus Christ died for our sins so that we may live eternally with Him. There is no greater love. He is Risen! Happy Easter!

i might let my kids cuss only if they funny

After the quarantine and they bring out my first plate at my favorite restaurant

me restarting the song because i blinked on my favourite part

me googling a word before i use it just to make sure i remember the definition right

me wondering what they may want before I answer the phone

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