Sure around 105 people die every minute, but did you know that every 14 minutes somebody finds love on eharmony? (I’ve never been very optimistic, let me know if I’m doing this wrong)

Since we are only producing sequels and live action movies this summer I say we introduce A Bugs Life live action movie to the mix. Nothing says summer of 2019 quite like a close up of realistic looking insects crawling around on the big screen.

If you can hear my playlist from multiple cars away... you’re welcome.

Crazy that parents are still using reverse psychology. They keep saying “move out.” Good thing I completed one semester of AP Psych last year before dropping the class, don’t worry mom and dad I hear ya loud and clear, message received.

Beauty Hack: stop buying blush, instead you can save money by constantly embarrassing yourself. It will give your face that same desired shameful pink glow! I’ve been using it for years and highly recommend it.

Over this tough time it is as important as ever to utilize self care... that being said I cannot recommend enough getting rid of toxic things... like math. Stop doing math.

I wouldn’t say I’m socially awkward but I would say that I have 1-12 awkward social interactions per day

Homes that have a “live, laugh, love” sign have an 87% reduced laughter rate than the average household. I’m sorry but these are the cold hard facts.

I'm just a girl, standing in front of a self-checkout, screaming that there's no unexpected item in the bagging area.

Going home for the holidays isn’t so bad if you never leave home

Have you ever been so desperate to understand material that you actually watch the rap video the instructor posts? This is my rock bottom.

It’s that time of winter where I am forced to realize my room has surpassed the “trying to stay warm” phase and is now in the “hospice” phase

People often ask me what my goals are, it took some time but now I know that more than anything I just want to be a platinum member at Red Lobster