"When we were led in the bed my legs were longer than his" #5ft5

So much drama over a birthday peck

The first time Anna met my dad she was stood in Hartpury car park in some football shorts holding her town clothes,and underwear

Let's hope tonight she dresses appropriately for the second encounter

Shoutout to Jamie Fitz, at least you provided her with some shorts xox

Someone doesn't want me to go back to uni 😂 Annie

Just been informed by my 11 yo brother that he went out with a girl for a week to win a bet which meant he would get some stationary ? ? 🤔