don’t you love it when you have a ton of shit to do but then you get sucked into a twitter fight with an ignorant old man

wasn’t expecting this but I feel it x.com/hornyfacts/sta…

💀💀💀💀🖕🏼🖕🏼🖕🏼🖕🏼backatcha, military industrial complex x.com/USArmy/status/…

If sorry to bother you doesn’t make you deeply uncomfortable in a great way, you are out of touch with American reality. I mean this as the highest compliment. Sheeeit. I thought genocide and juice was great. Cheers Boots Riley

This motherfucker just told me I looked like a celebrity and then pulled up a picture of Jon Lovitz so I’m...uh...gonna jump off this bridge.

Samuel L Jackson starred in Snakes on a Plane despite travelling countless times on serpentless flights

A moment of southern silence

Золотой мост во Владивостоке закрыт для пешеходов. Но русской смекалке запрет не помеха: четыре жителя города притворились автобусом и таки попали на мост

Yo. Reminder: war on Xmas is coming up soon. Night 3 is sold out and nights one and two are CLOSE. get your tickets or forever miss this most spiritually resonant seasonal event of all time.

Lmao x.com/badsandwich/st…

cryptocurrency is the vaping of money

Why didn’t VH1 adjust the camera for Midget Mac 😭😭

Savage x.com/YouTube/status…

this is a pretty goddamn good thread. i'll stop after this, but read this, regardless of how you feel about guns and arming yourself to protect yourself, or your family against armed threats x.com/markpopham/sta…

fuck yall if you laid up with your lil boo rn I hope the ceiling fan fall on y'all

A regular reminder that people are basically the same all over the world. You are them and they are you. Carry on.

This nigga going to jail.. x.com/PigsAndPlans/s…