I am the worlds #1 Spacetime Bubbletime fan. It is a board game i had a dream about where you roll dice and gamble your points to increase the time length of your turns. Also its mascot is 90’s Spongebob (called Squigglebob). It is the greatest game ever made

is orange juice + milk the ultimate breakfast drink? find out when i eventually try and consume it, only to discover it sucks

if i win i am making her draw gurth widemann

welcome to WARM VERSUS HUNGRY, the show where we decide if im gonna stay in bed or not

twitter got worse

Twitter got worse

Twitter got worse

wait fuck i missed a twitter worsening. whoops but in my defense it's hard to keep up

twitter got worse

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