I feel like we’re all living in spongebob the movie when plankton brainwashes all of bikini bottom with chum bucket hats but instead plankton is trump and the rest of bikini bottom is conservatives with maga hats

Ya know...somethings just aren’t meant for my eyes to see😭

“Ur so funny” bro nice of you to notice how I cope with insecurities

Winter Session said: 😭😭

November 2020: “you can’t hang bro”😂🤪 Me: IDIDNOTSIGNUPFORTHIS BUFFOONERY. 😭🙃

Can’t even clap back at family function this year....I had some bullets in the chamba, I hate covid😭😭

“You going Black Friday shopping” Me: yessir!!!! *the $-4.45 in my bank account*

Gabby: *buys NyQuil for her cold* Me: Oh shoot..!! Babe, we forgot the sprite! 😂😂😂 CVS clerk: wait what??! 😭😭😭

“This is under different circumstances!!” ....and well uhh you’re racist! 🤷🏿‍♂️

We gonnnnnnnn be alright’ 🤞🏾

What is wrong with these kids😂😂 every time I talk about my parents someone always ask “they died”?, and then do a cartwheel…like bro what is your problem 😂😂😂

…you and ya peoples wrong for not telling me Euphoria that presssshhhhaaaaaaaa😭😭😭

I need to take a moment and thank my parents for raising me right…because some of yall…🤯😐

Wait, I’m confused…do they Serve and Protect or Pick and Choose…!?!?

Broooo…tell me why it took Disney 2 minutes turn me into a 8 year old??!?!😂😂😭

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Is it just me…Or does it take awhile for your “social clock” to start too..!?!?

well guess he lost the debate