bartender cutting me off at 7:35pm from playing creed :(

Pour a drink. No ice. Bottom shelf. Open your email. Delete 50. Respond "sounds good to me" while you are four emails behind in the thread. Look at your messages. Send a thumbs up emoji. Another one. Another one. Open twitter. Like every tweet you see.

Nice high beams bro do you wanna see an unregistered firearm

woke is over. the clydesdales are back

classic rat boy physiognomy

why tf these suburban moms insisting on cash only on fb marketplace, i know you got venmo caitlynn. you ain’t worth the damn atm fee!

happy earth day from the end of the mississippi river

watching the eagles live (largo, MD 1977)

reheating coq au vin in the office microwave

going down to SLC to bathe the polycule like this

cooling off her squssy

cough cough i think im SICK 🦠🦠🦠

it is indeed #TyTime

It's true though. #RollTide

another 5 yards to jam miller

“ref”