It just sounds nicer and more respectful that way. . #deadbattery #batterygonetoabetterplace #batteryinthesky #zombiebatterytomorrow ift.tt/2SkDra6

A mistake like that Cap’n and they should strip you of your rank. . #lifetip #oopsallberries #capncrunch #funny #haha #realmooryan #sugar ift.tt/2mMWaQc

Halloween is scary because logic takes a break. #halloween #cobwebs #spiders #fallcleaning #funny #haha #no logic ift.tt/30Vpr9f

Just so I can identify them to yell at them to get off my lawn. #funnymemes #funny #haha #buzzfeed #unknowncelebrities #oldman #aginggracefully ift.tt/2JmRc4Z

No spoonful of sugar can seem to make it go down when you’ve heard it 80 times. . #funny #haha #parentingmemes #onrepeat #funnymemes #marypoppins #juliaandrews #soundtrack #spoonfulofsugar ift.tt/2MPTQ5l

Every ward. Every time. 🎤 🤷🏼‍♂️ . . #lds #mormon #mormonmeme #funny #haha #ldsmemes #mormonmemes #mormonfunny ift.tt/2CT9OWm

🎶 Let it go! Let it go! I know it looks like a fraudulent char-ar-ge! Let it go! Let it go! Nobody wants to pay that much anyways... 🎶 . . #frozen #frozen2 #expensive #amibuyingthetheater #funny #haha #parenting #parentingmeme #movietheater #disney ift.tt/2P2Sfdk

Prove me wrong. . . . #lego #legos #legosforchristmas #christmas #presents #funny #haha #funnymemes #christmasmeme #christmasmemes ift.tt/35liCRw

“Ryan, we wanted to let you know you have a dental appointment scheduled in 895 days.” #funny #haha #technology #annoying #dentist #dentistappointment #notification ift.tt/31AVe1h

Bold, but true my son. Happy Valentine’s Day @holly3906 #funny #haha #kids #kidsaretheworst #momsofinstagram #momsarethebest #kidsmemes #parenting #valentines #valentinesday2020 ift.tt/31Td0x3

Correct. I was considering wanting my account being suspended, but you’ve really helped me see the light. I don’t want it suspended anymore. . . #funny #haha #customerservice #onlinechat #helpful #suspended ift.tt/2PhOXmv

Every. Single. Time. . . . #funny #haha #mostlikelyto #wife #wifememe #hairinfood #restaurant ift.tt/3aczSui

I mean, what else are you going to do with all of that extra toilet paper? #funny #haha #coronavirus #toiletpaper #toiletpapering #coronavirusmeme #memes #meme ift.tt/2IrMG3W

Regrets. . . . #corona #coronavirus #coronamemes #toiletpaper #toiletpaperroll #funny #haha #coronavirusmeme ift.tt/3aHt7AU

Selective preparation. #pandemic #pandemicpreparedness #corona #coronavirus #covid #coronamemes #funnymemes #haha #funny #emergencypreparedness #chocolate ift.tt/2U6hmx8

It’s science. . . . #covid #covid_19 #covıd19 #coronavirus #nosepicker #nosepicking #coronavirusmemes😂😂😂 #coronamemes #covid19meme #funny #haha #funnymemes ift.tt/33hacKR

If #covid_19 happened during WW2. Any other caption ideas? . . #funny #haha #corona #coronavirus #coronavirusmemes😂😂😂 #toiletpaper #notoiletpaper #vintage #photoshop #meme #propagandaposter #WW2 #poster ift.tt/2wbGivf

Similarities are weird. . . #funny #funnymemes #haha #corona #coronamemes #coronavirusmemes😂😂😂 #christmas #pandemic ift.tt/2QzMtQP

Little did we know that Randy from ‘A Christmas Story’ would become a beacon of inspiration to us all during a pandemic. . .#funnymemes #haha #funny #achristmasstory #covid_19 #corona #coronamemes #coronavirusmemes😂😂😂 #socialdistancing #quarantine #p… ift.tt/2J1MAk7

“So you do the gift heavy lifting and that includes free delivery?! All for some cookies? Done. Where do I sign up?” #santa #christmas #parents funny #haha #parentingmeme #sotired instagram.com/p/CX5O1p5MqEp/…