I tried to step foot on TL, and of course got busy... Maybe I'll have better luck this evening?

Kinda how I feel towards admin, but what can we do... Hello from the depths of solitude. 🥲

HELLO HUSBAND OF 3 YEARS

👀👀👀 How'd I get here

Us on the couch trying to figure out wtf we're looking at...

Help...I'm ancient, I'm old, and I haven't logged on in a year and a half...

Is that what we're doing? 😅

The irony of it all: we only logged in because we couldn't remember what year we met. We've been together 6 years. Married for 5. And I moved his admin in with me 4 years ago. 🖤🧡 Forever my person. I love you, 𝑵𝒐𝒄𝒉𝒖. In this lifetime and always.

He called me rotten. The words of love and marriage. 🖤

Aaannnddd...that's why we haven't logged on in over a year.

She's still giggling about this an hour later. Someone put this grandma to bed.

My kitten found her way back too!

No, I'm even scarier because if anyone gets crumbs in these expensive ass sheets... Umbrella policy.

Didn't spend all that money on a bread machine for it to collect dust okay?!

// Not at our neighbors wondering what kinda poly situation is going on in our household 😅 Mind your business.

What, you think I bought you and Kitten a house with a rooftop deck for the views?! You two weren't taking the cages seriously enough. The million dollar umbrella policy seems to work though.

Oh look, I remembered to pop in for once. What did I used to say...oh, right. Feed and water yourselves, be nice to one another, and focus on the things you can control. There, I did the thing.

Pspspspsps...𝑵𝒐𝒄𝒉𝒖...happy 56 months, husband mine. Not like we just sat here for 15 minutes trying to math the fuck out of this. Again. Why are we so bad at this? [Watches as he ascends two flights of stairs and forgets this conversation happened.]

4 months to go! 😍

We both did. 🥲