anna delvey looking a lot like meredith marks these days…

i can do this btw

boyfriend took this pic of me before going into the operating room

my mom live texting me the dnc since last night

drunkenly passed out on top of my made bed in my clothes and slept so soundly…it could all be so simple

when i overcook my eggs i wanna shoot myself dead

big: spin and swing on this pole right here right now or else im going to paris carrie:

yeah well mine looks like this

figuring out how to hold myself accountable for the colossal flop era i find myself in at the moment…

save me, johann sebsastian bach

there is nothing more powerful than sisters on the verge of a nervous breakdown

god couldn’t handle us as boyfriends so he made us sisters instead 🤣

painting my kitchen cabinets :^)

drinking lemon & cayenne water while i sand things

reluctant bottom 😔🙏🏼

Trying to make lemonade with the lemons life is giving me

if you walk into my house and i’m watching felicity? then we’re all fucking watching felicity.